Extra Bares: 20 formas de cerrarlos
El esperadísimo Extra Bares de El Jueves ya está a puntito. Con un vaso de chupito de regalo, una muy posible sartenada de atentados a la salud pública entre sus páginas y (¡atención!) una entrega DOBLE de Dando la nota. Este miércoles toca homenaje a esos antros de degeneración etílica y retretes hediondos que son los bares de toda la vida. No clubs. No afters. No discopubs. Bares, cojones, bares.
Para celebrarlo, os hemos preparado una variopintísima lista de reproducción de Spotify que hemos titulado, con nuestra habitual concisión verbal, 20 canciones para cerrar bares y que dan cuerda para, al menos, otros 20 minutos de hacer el asno. Canciones lentas, rápidas, baladones, clasicazos, subidones, tontunas y versionzacas sin mucho en común más allá de que por mucha rotura que se tenga, por muy borracho que vayas, si te ponen cualquiera de ellas cuando encienden las luces del local, te sacas la genitalia y te subes a la barra a corear como si no hubiera un mañana. Y posiblemente no haya un mañana porque amanecerás en comisaría. Pero ese último gustazo no te lo quita nadie.
Amigos, estas 20 canciones son nuestro homenaje a cerrar con dignidad un bar. A cerrarlo en lo más alto. A que te echan a la puta calle, sí, pero con ganas de comerte el mundo (aunque esa noche, una vez más, no te vas a comer una mierda). O dicho de otra manera: los miembros de Dando la nota se comerán el alma del dueño del próximo bar que ponga Karma Police para echar a los parroquianos. Qué bajonera más desagradable, la madre que los parió.
Suscríbite a 20 canciones para cerrar bares y que dan cuerda para, al menos, otros 20 minutos de hacer el asno.
3,707 Comentarios to “Extra Bares: 20 formas de cerrarlos”
Di algo bonito
¿Podríais poner enlaces a las canciones en YouTube o, al menos, listarlas?
Algunos no tenemos Spotify y me quedo con la intriga de saber cuáles son esos 20 temas…
¡Aquí las tienes, Lopecillo!
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¡Mil gracias!
joder,sí seño,esyo es una listaza,la voy a imprimir y a pasarla x to los garitos del lugar…amigo de resaca,ya veo k has experimentado en tus cannes el sentimiento de cuando ponen esa puta cancón cierra bares y te entra el bajonazo del siglo y vas con cara de loser hacia tu warida…en fin,si no me hacen caso en poner estos temas,los meteré en mi ipod para disfrute propio XDD y seré la únika que salga con una sonrisa XDD
x cierto,a esa lista no le vendría nada mal un temita de Pantera a lo Fucking hostile o Cowboys from hell y algo de sepultura a lo Orgasmatron..yo me iría jaxonda pa casa XDD
una lista de los 20 temas más burros hasta k te estallen los tímpanos,yo no sabría x cual decantarme ^^
Pues si, tarde o temprano caerá una lista de burreces…otra cosa es como cada uno lo interprete!
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